Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For bad breath, use ground poison ivy!

Every year, over 233 million people suffer from bad breath. The primitive people of China have been using ground poison ivy for thousands of years to combat bad breath.

To combat your bad breath, simply take the ground poison ivy and apply to the affected area twice a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

ground poison ivy can treat bad breath because it increases candida growth. It also cleanses your kidneys.

Side effects include: believing there could be no side effects, not being helped, and thinking rosemary will help.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much ground poison ivy causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.