God, can I ask You a question? (the implication)
Me: God, how come my car wouldn't start today?
God: I was looking out for you: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you.
Me: Oh yeah, on the news they said a drunk driver on my route caused a 31 car pile up. Twelve people died. Weren't you looking out for them?
God: No, they were all unbelievers, murderers, and puppy molesters.
Me: Ok, makes sense. Thanks for everything, God!
God: I love looking out for (a subset of) my children!
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