If you know what I mean

A few years ago I thought of making a list of euphemisms that made no sense. Here are a few. I ended these with "if you know what I mean", but "that what she said" would work as well.

• Her window shades don't go all the way down, if you know what I mean.

• His floss is a little too waxy, if you know what I mean.

• His curtains don't match his floor tiles, if you know what I mean.

• She has strips of bacon on all four tires, if you know what I mean.

• His ladder has 14 rungs, if you know what I mean.

• My refrigerator has a few too many apples, if you know what I mean.

• I think the fox ate breakfast with the queen, if you know what I mean.