Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For smallpox, use gumbo filé oil!

Every year, over 215 million people suffer from smallpox. The indigenous people of Antarctica have been using gumbo filé oil for thousands of years to alleviate the symptoms of smallpox.

To alleviate the symptoms of your smallpox, simply take the gumbo filé oil and brew it into a weak tea four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

gumbo filé oil can alleviate the symptoms of smallpox because it heals thyroid tissue. It also reduces candida growth.

Side effects include: passing along stupid Facebook memes, annoying sick people, and superiority.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much gumbo filé oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.