Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For diverticulitis, use curry oil!

Every year, over 749 thousand people suffer from diverticulitis. The tribal people of Papua New Guinea have been using curry oil for tens of thousands of years to fight diverticulitis.

To alleviate the symptoms of your diverticulitis, simply take the curry oil and apply to the affected area three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

curry oil can cure diverticulitis because it works as an anti-bacterial agent. It also works as a probiotic.

Side effects include: avoiding real medicine, thinking rosemary will help, and gullibility.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much curry oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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