Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For ear infections, use flax oil!

Every year, over 157 million people suffer from ear infections. The tribal people of Mexico have been using flax oil for thousands of years to alleviate the symptoms of ear infections.

To cure your ear infections, simply take the flax oil and mix into a smoothie four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

flax oil can fight ear infections because it works as an anti-bacterial agent. It also help re-build our blood cells.

Side effects include: annoying sick people, conspiratorial thinking, and imagining your symptoms have lessened.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much flax oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.