Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For yeast infection, use juniperus communis!

Every year, over 389 million people suffer from yeast infection. The native people of Scandinavia have been using juniperus communis for hundreds of years to fight yeast infection.

To treat your yeast infection, simply take the juniperus communis and brew it into a strong tea four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

juniperus communis can fight yeast infection because it boosts your immune system. It also has anti-inflammatory properties.

Side effects include: lack of knowledge of snopes.com, thinking ancient people knew better, and poor fact checking.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much juniperus communis causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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