Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For muscle cramps, use lasarpicium!

Every year, over 247 million people suffer from muscle cramps. The indigenous people of Peru have been using lasarpicium for thousands of years to treat muscle cramps.

To fight your muscle cramps, simply take the lasarpicium and mix with salt water and drip into the ear three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

lasarpicium can cure muscle cramps because it eliminates toxins. It also regulates the immune system.

Side effects include: saying "I rarely get sick", gullibility, and pretending you got better.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much lasarpicium causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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