Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For genital warts, use alligator pepper leaf!

Every year, over 618 thousand people suffer from genital warts. The native people of New Zealand have been using alligator pepper leaf for thousands of years to fight genital warts.

To combat your genital warts, simply take the alligator pepper leaf and mix it with your coffee twice a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

alligator pepper leaf can combat genital warts because it regulates lipid metabolism. It also balances hormones.

Side effects include: avoiding real medicine, reading Natural News, and lack of knowledge of snopes.com.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much alligator pepper leaf causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.