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For narcissistic personality disorder, use culangot oil!

Every year, over 162 million people suffer from narcissistic personality disorder. The indigenous people of Alaska have been using culangot oil for hundreds of years to fight narcissistic personality disorder.

To fight your narcissistic personality disorder, simply take the culangot oil and add it to your oatmeal four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

culangot oil can alleviate the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder because it cleanses your liver. It also increases candida growth.

Side effects include: avoiding real medicine, gas, and confirmation bias.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much culangot oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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