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For body dysmorphic disorder, use coriander!

Every year, over 414 million people suffer from body dysmorphic disorder. The ancient people of Egypt have been using coriander for hundreds of years to fight body dysmorphic disorder.

To combat your body dysmorphic disorder, simply take the coriander and apply to the genitals once a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

coriander can treat body dysmorphic disorder because it alkalinizes the blood. It also helps dilate blood vessels.

Side effects include: passing along stupid Facebook memes, conspiratorial thinking, and bringing bad dips to parties.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much coriander causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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