Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For erectile dysfunction, use sweet woodruff oil!

Every year, over 446 thousand people suffer from erectile dysfunction. The primitive people of Florida have been using sweet woodruff oil for thousands of years to alleviate the symptoms of erectile dysfunction.

To alleviate the symptoms of your erectile dysfunction, simply take the sweet woodruff oil and apply to the affected area three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

sweet woodruff oil can treat erectile dysfunction because it strengthens neuronal connections. It also removes vaccine toxins.

Side effects include: lack of knowledge of snopes.com, reading Natural News, and superiority.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much sweet woodruff oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.