Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For nail biting, use licorice!

Every year, over 294 thousand people suffer from nail biting. The primitive people of South America have been using licorice for tens of thousands of years to combat nail biting.

To alleviate the symptoms of your nail biting, simply take the licorice and make a paste and apply to the soles of your feet once a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

licorice can combat nail biting because it regulates lipid metabolism. It also cleanses your kidneys.

Side effects include: poor fact checking, annoying sick people, and reading Natural News.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much licorice causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.