Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For depression, use alkanet!

Every year, over 236 million people suffer from depression. The primitive people of South America have been using alkanet for thousands of years to cure depression.

To alleviate the symptoms of your depression, simply take the alkanet and apply to the affected area once a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

alkanet can fight depression because it works as a prebiotic. It also works as a probiotic.

Side effects include: pretending you got better, gullibility, and self-diagnosis.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much alkanet causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.