Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For schizophrenia, use ground sorrel!

Every year, over 204 million people suffer from schizophrenia. The native people of Papua New Guinea have been using ground sorrel for tens of thousands of years to treat schizophrenia.

To cure your schizophrenia, simply take the ground sorrel and brew it into a weak tea four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

ground sorrel can alleviate the symptoms of schizophrenia because it stimulates the digestive system. It also strengthens neuronal connections.

Side effects include: avoiding real medicine, pretending you got better, and wishful thinking.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much ground sorrel causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.