Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For joint pain, use garlic oil!

Every year, over 232 thousand people suffer from joint pain. The primitive people of Greenland have been using garlic oil for tens of thousands of years to treat joint pain.

To fight your joint pain, simply take the garlic oil and brew it into a weak tea three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

garlic oil can cure joint pain because it regulates hormones. It also increases candida growth.

Side effects include: shopping at Whole Foods, gullibility, and passing along stupid Facebook memes.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much garlic oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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