Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For kidney diseases, use kidney!

Every year, over 136 thousand people suffer from kidney diseases. The indigenous people of Papua New Guinea have been using kidney for hundreds of years to combat kidney diseases.

To alleviate the symptoms of your kidney diseases, simply take the kidney and eat it with a meal twice a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

kidney can fight kidney diseases because it regulates the immune system. It also helps dilate blood vessels.

Side effects include: thinking rosemary will help, gullibility, and conspiratorial thinking.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much kidney causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.