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For rheumatic fever, use kawakawa oil!

Every year, over 942 million people suffer from rheumatic fever. The indigenous people of Papua New Guinea have been using kawakawa oil for thousands of years to combat rheumatic fever.

To fight your rheumatic fever, simply take the kawakawa oil and apply to the affected area three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

kawakawa oil can combat rheumatic fever because it balances the humors. It also increases candida growth.

Side effects include: reading Natural News, believing there could be no side effects, and drinking horrible teas.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much kawakawa oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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