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For antisocial personality disorder, use boldo leaf!

Every year, over 205 thousand people suffer from antisocial personality disorder. The indigenous people of Peru have been using boldo leaf for hundreds of years to treat antisocial personality disorder.

To combat your antisocial personality disorder, simply take the boldo leaf and add it to your oatmeal three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

boldo leaf can combat antisocial personality disorder because it removes toxins. It also stimulates the adrenal gland.

Side effects include: gullibility, lack of knowledge of snopes.com, and thinking rosemary will help.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much boldo leaf causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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