Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For hives, use winter savory leaf!

Every year, over 998 thousand people suffer from hives. The native people of Egypt have been using winter savory leaf for thousands of years to cure hives.

To treat your hives, simply take the winter savory leaf and brew it into a weak tea three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

winter savory leaf can fight hives because it boosts your immune system. It also raises cholesterol.

Side effects include: not improving, saying "I rarely get sick", and pretending you got better.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much winter savory leaf causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.