Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, use hemp!

Every year, over 883 thousand people suffer from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. The ancient people of Scandinavia have been using hemp for hundreds of years to combat chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

To alleviate the symptoms of your chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, simply take the hemp and apply to the affected area four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

hemp can fight chronic obstructive pulmonary disease because it acidifies the body. It also cleanses your liver.

Side effects include: lack of knowledge of snopes.com, thinking ancient people knew better, and reading Natural News.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much hemp causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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