Excerpts from Joe Biden's 11/14/2016 fake speech

Time and again, they propel us into the future. And we're on track to cut child poverty in half. And we can all feel pride in what we can do while we're at it let Medicare negotiate lower prices for everybody else. And here's the deal: You know--I wish you'd one day say these things--you know as well as mayors and Polish political loser for him. It's not about penalizing anyone.

I have nothing against the American products an unfair advantage.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.