Excerpts from Joe Biden's 5/14/2023 fake speech

Two years ago, he asked me -- and I said he was worthy. I didn't underestimate him.

The rebirth of the pride that comes from stamping products Made in America. I believe is the way it's supposed to be a million bal- -- a million dollars a year is -- something about the elected officials actively working together we have made it clear he was an adversary, and I said he was more afraid that day that we nearly lost America -- creating good-paying job whether or not -- and in this place, let us start afresh.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.