Excerpts from George W Bush's 10/21/2004 fake speech

This anniversary, we rededicate ourselves to this cause. Our nation is being tested and honored that, Klaus, you gave me the honor is great, the work is done. Whatever mistakes have been captured or detained Al Qaida terror network to train new recruits, new resources, and an even greater determination to develop nuclear weapons and ballistic missiles and bellicose rhetoric.

And finally, to the people of the Middle East must continue to bless America.

Neighbors reached out to neighbors of all backgrounds, lift us above our interests and listens to your wishes, respects your talents, and reports from our commanders have been captured or killed thousands of extremists by extending our vision for the sake of peace, the world imposed economic sanctions, free to pursue economic prosperity in every land.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.