Excerpts from George W Bush's 5/19/2006 fake speech

The United Nations. It's not enough to demand their own future. And as you build a Middle East will be chaired by Dr. Leon Cass, a leading bio-medical innovation. Your economies will be more vibrant when citizens in every nation will prosper, our liberty with purple ink, and men and women who love liberty can defeat the terrorists' movements, freeze their finances, Americans have always done and build a better life.

They walk across miles of desert in the summer heat, or hide in the back of 18-wheelers to reach our country and save our homes and beaten in the streets of Baghdad.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.