Excerpts from George W Bush's 6/17/2007 fake speech

There are prayers that help us last through the FDIC, every savings accounts, be allowed to grow into genocide and global war. In this century, these lands are once again to the great democracy in the Middle East. They have not. And so it remains the policy of the United States military has begun strikes against Al Qaeda terrorists and the dead, and for the program would match willing foreign workers with willing Americans.

We will build the prospect of all: These same terrorists, hoping the problems with our immigration laws so they reflect their own suffering. In every generation, and allow state housing agencies to ignore any future earmark that is not worth your own liberty, America speaks anew to the people they serve; it's in the volunteered for the jobs being created.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.