Excerpts from George W Bush's 4/26/2005 fake speech

Those who feel its power, it burns those who toil day and night to stop the rise of liberty, because it is the right and hopeful, caring and strong. These virtues give me an unshakable faith in America. That's not what Islam is somehow inconsistent with the remains of any who are deceased, return stolen property, accept liability for losses resulting from the world and forsaking our friends abandoned, and our own security and law enforcement. If you know something, tell us.

If we know something, tell us.

If we know something, I mean it, like I told you one of the best-known adoption services in America should have to pay a meaningful penalty for breaking the law, to pay their taxes rise by an average of almost 1,100 dollars more of their own choices, answer to their people and their nation.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.