Excerpts from George W Bush's 5/4/2015 fake speech

For decades, the United States; and one of the biggest duties. And that is precisely what we have done before, America and the Caribbean.

Vice President Cheney, members of the United Kingdom, Australia, Germany and Japan after World War I, the Canadian government that rejects amnesty, and I oppose it. Amnesty would be unfair to those who run the provinces must be matched by progress in the Middle Ages and calls for Israel does not end there.

It will not end until their radical vision is for the United States joins you in your commitment is to enhance our own security at risk.

Ladies and gentlemen. We meet one year and one day this untamed fire of freedom.

These images of fire and ashes and bent steel.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.