Excerpts from Donald Trump's 3/26/2023 fake speech

Would you tell them all no within a short period of time. So if we want to thank the Vice President of the states that are going to be an election that's obsolete before we even get it. If we're going forward, I think, for a short period of time. They have horrible person. Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. They want to be so politically?

Pretty good?

And this has nothing to worry about it.

Didn't speak to Tony about it. Detroit had more votes than it had ever been before.

And this isn't part of what I was told, if I went from 63 million, which we hope it never does. But it will, I guess, somewhere out there fighting. I said to somebody from China. Am I supposed to be doing that to say that, but we have to do it. I was hit by more countries that we will always let you down.

Thank you very much.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

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