Excerpts from Donald Trump's 6/24/2004 fake speech

Another administration like how about the CNN anchor, how about $400,000? And make it nicer. And it's like I didn't exist. These are the people of New Hampshire counties. ICE recently arrested for assault, violent assault on our Capitol. Political violence. No true supporter of mine could ever endorse political hack that got thrown out of the horrible war with Russia, with all of these politicians that we're taking care of ICE. They wanted Boeing's secrets.

They wanted to do damage to our great, beautiful children from exploitation and abuse.This includes the following: $800 million in urgent humanitarian assistance, and with only one bullet, took the assassin's bullet came within a quarter of a point, of our GDP.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.