Excerpts from Donald Trump's 5/9/2006 fake speech

really focus on that -- and you have LAX, disaster. You have many clips from many--I have some of the people that get phenomenal ratings. That's why we're here: The press has not treated fairly. And there'll be a lot of lives. The fast--with me, it's: The faster, that's bad, it should be.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.