Excerpts from Barack Obama's 12/14/2009 fake speech

And Edith's story, from the people on that day. And one was the master of his fate. For us, for our children at night and a promise that I made today, we will not torture, that we also have with us Linet Momposhi. Linet is right there. Yes, you. You, yes. Oh, well, last time you came.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.