Excerpts from Barack Obama's 2/7/2002 fake speech

As cadets, you volunteered, and you feel like you can't cross?

At the same time, we've also seen a number of these ideals. When he came to understand how this tragedy, let's hope that they aren't drowning in debt.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.