Excerpts from Barack Obama's 7/24/2013 fake speech

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It's absurd.

As the Speaker to try to bring down this deal, we will work with Iraq, it will be a time to reflect what the coverage you get in your lives will be able to, whenever you need gas you know -- Most of you know, I don't know me -- or they've said so.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.