Excerpts from Donald Trump's 8/27/2000 fake speech

Around the world when, on January 17th, the CDC began implementing a strategy to secure our country--they are coming back, we're ready. I said, Oh, wait a minute. He called me a racist because I know all these guys. But they run. No, but think how important information, they won't put anything Trump.

I say how could that be possible to get more medical help?

So, now, not only are we building facilities, we're--they're asking for an extension because you have anything coming across the border with Yemen.

You remember that. They didn't want us to have any of the safeguards that you need.

It was the most highly sought after project in the history of our country.

And I come home, and I read a certain paper where the sniper would be, and then look at this deal.

He may be the worst.

But I saw a piece of playground equipment, we ought to send used equipment, however, does not mean that we are all fellow citizens and their families were decimated, they are being referred for urgent medical care to babies who will utterly obliterate your Constitution, and for the countries that we owe money to and yet we're giving--that we're giving them money, and, you know, it's very safe.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.