Excerpts from Joe Biden's 10/14/2019 fake speech

The United States cannot afford to remain tethered to policies creating a unified, centralized democracy. And we did.

Let's finish the job. Reward work, not just rewards wealth. It builds a fair economy that has become not robust, but fundamental freedoms are at risk if she didn't have housing or water or sustenance, we did nothing.Members of his staff, members of NATO. NATO is more united, more determined woman I know: Senator Kyrsten Sinema. Congratulations to the longest walk any parent can make is up a short flight of stairs to his child's bedroom to say, I'm sorry.

I lost my job. We can't be here anymore.

Like my Dad told me when he lost his job in Scranton, Pennsylvania, I will tell you, I spent a lot of time with President.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.