Excerpts from Barack Obama's 1/28/2001 fake speech

On this day, it's that we can't take more responsive perhaps as we would have revealed the depths of winter cannot hold.

Eric also has the courage of students. As of today, 75 companies are moving toward a historic agreement that we carry with you and empower active citizens and they were ambushed by a well-armed and well-coordinated as they should.

We're confident the story of Americans.

Offer every American, it will save us billions of U.S. dollars to the oil we import from other countries here in the United States of America.

Hooah!

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.