A wonderfully crunchy mix of organic cockroaches, flies, and millipedes. You can be certain our insect mix is pure, containing absolutely no genetically modified organisms, and no antibiotics or irradiation were used.

Can be used in a salad, as a dessert topping, or by the handful as a protein-packed trailmix.

A great addition to any salad!

Our Poison Ivy is always fresh, and is never exposed to dangerous synthetic fertilizers, so you know it's safe.

High quality rolled maggots.

Our maggots are grown only in the rotting carcasses of African Wildebeests which died of natural causes. Other maggot producers often use rotting carcasses of cattle raised on industrial-style farms.

All-natural, pesticide-free elephant dung.

Gathered by human hands in the open range, not by machines on a farm. The difference shows up in the flavor.

Bag your own and save!

Harvested organically from several bountiful species of South American treefrog, our froglegs really pack a punch! Just one leg is enough to satisfy a wild boar, which is how the wise native populations used this frog.

The goodness of human feces, organically produced.

So much of the human excrement on the market today is treated with harsh chemicals and dangerous antibiotics during processing. That's why we produce our feces organically: it's 100% untreated poop.

Plus, our feces come from free-range Australian aboriginies, so you know they were never treated poorly or given antibiotics.